Hit the road Jack...

Jack was a carpenter living by the side of a lake near the Rockies. Day by day Jack was trying to put up with his nasty wife and always drooling children forged by a straight line of incestuous hill billies giving life all the absurd meaning one can think of. Jack was never a man of weak decisions, on the contrary he took life very seriously and did his best to find the right thing to do. Something to take him away from the situation he was in handling wood and people at the same time.So, to make a long story short Jack took his big nasty motherfuckin' axe and gave his family what he thought was the right thing one should give a family like his. The lesson to be taught is Jack should have never tried to cope with life to begin with. Life is a nasty bitch not easily unveiling her cunning meaning to a stupid hill billy like Jack.